I have no idea what I'm doingbut it seems to be working
Ski is a nickname given to me by my parents and it caught on... i don't know why, i don't even like skiing. So i just spend all my time drawing and obsessing over bands and anime and doctor who and pokemon and Dan&Phil...
:3

A guide to a weirdo :)

BOYFRIEND / GIRLFRIEND/ DATEMATE APPLICATION

thisismydivision:

canwriteitbetterthanueverfeltit:

doncella-anemona:

Name: 
Gender:
Height:
Orientation:
Age:
Eye Color: 
Hair Color:
Smoking?: 
Drinking?:
Drugs?:
Job:
Favorite Color:
Favorite Band:
Siblings:
Tattoos?:
Favorite Book?:
Perfect Date:
Hobbies:
Why should I pick you?:
Why do you even want to date me?:

I swear to God I’m just going to keep reblogging until I finally get a response

^Same.

(Source: min-tto, via thinkimmabatman)

theterry:

japhers:

folwer:

but its important

IM SORRY BUT IM DYING THEY LOOK LIKE A BOY BAND



I couldn’t help it. Phrases make the best song titles.
(Also 100% shipping Tulip with Cactus. I don’t even know why, I must.)

theterry:

japhers:

folwer:

but its important

IM SORRY BUT IM DYING THEY LOOK LIKE A BOY BAND

Their Song List

I couldn’t help it. Phrases make the best song titles.

(Also 100% shipping Tulip with Cactus. I don’t even know why, I must.)

(via rorcus)

spiritworldwarriorhiroomi:

nokiaofficial:

scalematecapekind:

howtfdidevrynamegettaken:

truestfeminist:

digital-joker:

I remember this…Chick got caught cheating on her bf so he put the child locks on the car and locked the girl inside with the roaches.

No woman deserves to go through this. I dont care if she was cheating, woman are allowed to express their sexuality and this is basically slut shaming. Her boyfriend was probably awful and abusive anyway.

Man cheats = emotionally abusive swine
Woman cheats = strong woman expressing her sexuality
Got that?

CHEATING IS FUCKING CHEATING. WHEN YOU ARE IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH SOMEONE, YOU DEVOTE YOUR LOVE AND SELF TO THEM AND ONLY THEM. IT’S NOT FUCKING ‘EXPRESSING SEXUALITY.’ IT’S A GODDAMN BETRAYAL OF TRUST NO MATTER WHO THR FUCK YOU ARE.

finally someone said it

CHEATING IS TERRIBLE AND HORRIBLEBUT DONT LOCK PEOPLE IN CARS WITH COCKROACHES TOOIS THAT TOO HARD TO UNDERSTAND??

spiritworldwarriorhiroomi:

nokiaofficial:

scalematecapekind:

howtfdidevrynamegettaken:

truestfeminist:

digital-joker:

I remember this…

Chick got caught cheating on her bf so he put the child locks on the car and locked the girl inside with the roaches.

No woman deserves to go through this. I dont care if she was cheating, woman are allowed to express their sexuality and this is basically slut shaming. Her boyfriend was probably awful and abusive anyway.

Man cheats = emotionally abusive swine

Woman cheats = strong woman expressing her sexuality

Got that?

CHEATING IS FUCKING CHEATING. WHEN YOU ARE IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH SOMEONE, YOU DEVOTE YOUR LOVE AND SELF TO THEM AND ONLY THEM. IT’S NOT FUCKING ‘EXPRESSING SEXUALITY.’ IT’S A GODDAMN BETRAYAL OF TRUST NO MATTER WHO THR FUCK YOU ARE.

finally someone said it

CHEATING IS TERRIBLE AND HORRIBLE

BUT DONT LOCK PEOPLE IN CARS WITH COCKROACHES TOO

IS THAT TOO HARD TO UNDERSTAND??

(via bengbender)

broughttoyoubytheletterq:

theleeryone:

broughttoyoubytheletterq:

what do you call a dictionary on drugs

If you say addictionary I swear to fucking god I will cut you

I was gonna say ‘high definition’ but yours is better

(via lillylikeablade)

twerkingphan:

danboobs:

lestered:

gettingmildlysuggestive:

Dan scaring Phil

REBLOGS AGAIN

HES THE CUTEST FUCKING THING ON EARTH OK

I CANT COUNT HOW MANY TIMES IVE REBLOGGED THIS

twerkingphan:

danboobs:

lestered:

gettingmildlysuggestive:

Dan scaring Phil

REBLOGS AGAIN

HES THE CUTEST FUCKING THING ON EARTH OK

I CANT COUNT HOW MANY TIMES IVE REBLOGGED THIS

(via killjoypewds)

ex0skeletal:

Fun shark attack facts:

  • In 1996, toilets injured 43,000 Americans a year. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, 2,600 Americans were injured by room fresheners. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, buckets and pails injured almost 11,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
  • For every human killed by a shark, humans kill approximately two million sharks.

Conclusions:

  1. Humans are assholes.
  2. Sharks are not assholes.
  3. Apparently everyone in 1996 lived in a real-life infomercial.

(via iamacat-meow)

foreverandfearlessly:

Kiss |kis| - Touch with the lips as a sign of love, sexual desire or reverence.

(Part One)

(via flyinggayflag)

youhaveadarkheart:

kimjongillbeats:

wonderwheels:

elastic-bands:

image

how the fuck…..

i reblogged this while watching it

what

(via falloutgirl-ski)

irl-hoka:

did-you-kno:

Source 

we know the numbers
we can begin the process

(via wigglyweak)

de-rock-goddess:

tastefullyoffensive:

[via]

IVE NEVER DONE SO MUCH DAMAGE WITH ONE FINGER 

(via iamacat-meow)

macklemack:

50 shades of dark circles under my eyes

(Source: ratche-t, via theonewiththebass)

arnbrosia:

quickweaves:

THIS IS THE MOST POWERFUL VINE 

send this to all the straight boys in your life

(Source: weloveshortvideos.com, via wigglyweak)

twinking:

girl: deeper!!!!

boy

image

(via wigglyweak)

thinkimmabatman:

comic-phanss:

phantasticphil:

gettingmildlysuggestive:

“when i try to do a sexy wink, i just look like a moose having a stroke”

LIAR. LIAR. YOU ARE A LYING MOTHERFUCKER

YOU DEFINITELY DO NOT LOOK LIKE A MOOSE HAVING A STROKE.

YOU WOULD THOUGH, GIVE A MOOSE A STROKE BECAUSE OF HOW FREAKING ATTRACTIVE YOU ARE

thinkimmabatman:

comic-phanss:

phantasticphil:

gettingmildlysuggestive:

“when i try to do a sexy wink, i just look like a moose having a stroke”

LIAR. LIAR. YOU ARE A LYING MOTHERFUCKER

YOU DEFINITELY DO NOT LOOK LIKE A MOOSE HAVING A STROKE.

YOU WOULD THOUGH, GIVE A MOOSE A STROKE BECAUSE OF HOW FREAKING ATTRACTIVE YOU ARE